BAD JOB!!!!

Shall I tell you about the worst job ever! First: the medical is crap. The offer you $100 a day for a hospital. Do they realize that it would maybe cost $2,000 a day, especial when you add doctors to that. And they call that an insurance. Second: The training was crap. I was trained to do one thing and then told that was going over seas to India. Then, I was put into a class, a month later than the original class, and told I would have to talk to customers on the phone. But, seriously, no one know what the contractor wanted, and all I got to listen to was the failed calls from the company that lost the contract. It was kind of not my line of work, but I do pity those left behind. Third: If you wanted to take time for a doctor's appoint, they made you feel guilty for not being at work. I'm sorry, my doctor's office is only open during my working hours, and also, I scheduled that appointment 6-months ago. And I couldn't go b/c i just started working for you. A couple of hours, or a sicker me...hmmm...lets think about that, NOT!

Two Carvings in One

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/35000-year-old-ivory-carving-found/ss/events/sc/051309ivorycarving
So, I know you'all say what it is, but I think it is two people making out. You say busty boobs, I say two heads. You say it's her head, I say it's another one of the hands. Seriously, why would someone wear a busty women, vs. a couple making out. But it was made in old Germany, which may have been Roman/Greece, I heard they like busty people? Hey, would you have a necklace of Lauren Conrad (or Paris Hilton). Odd, but normal. So back then, the skinny chicks stank, and if you had curves, you didn't stink. BUT, I'd rather say it's two people making out. Unless, it's like that young/old lady painting, where it's both, (& the vase/kissing people). Depending how you look at it, you could see either one. Well, either way, unless you find that old busty lady's hand, we going with two people in love. I would rather have a simple of love, then of beauty, but what if I had both, now that would be cool. Well, this was my idea...what do you think it looks like?

Wired

So, to crap, I need to read, ie to think. So, I have the magazine Wired in my bathroom, and i usually jump around articles, until one interests me to read. I started looking at the Kryptos article. It says that 3 out of 4 mystery puzzles are unsolved. Now, when I used to read the newspapers, the comic sections always had a Kryptoquote. I loved doing them. So, this one sparked my interest, so much that it intrigued me.
OBKR
UOXOGHULBSOLIFBBWFLRVQQPRNGKSSO
TWTQSQSSEKXXWATJKLUDIAWINFBNYP
JCDIGKUHUAUEKCAR
Thing's I've noticed:
1)First half has lots of O's. *spaces, but only first half. Also, there are Us, but
2) Repeaters, and often. The SS most common. *do that mean a switch in algorithm?
3) 1-2 repeaters with some in between: TWT, QSQ, . *are they like the repeaters, or just cusidence?
4) 2 full words, CAR & WIN (is that what i get if I solve this).
O=(blank)BKRU=YOUR, O=(blank), X=A, O=(blank), GHULBS (++RNY+ -unknown), O=black, LIF=N++, BB=algerithum change. WFLRV=(WHOMS), QQ=algerithum change, PRNGK=(ANSWE), SS=algerithum change, OTWT=(HERE), Q=(blank), SJ=ME,Q=(blank), SS=algerithum change, EK=TO, ZZ=algerithum change, W=A, A=(blank), TJKLUDI=WANTED, A=(blank) WINFBNYPV=(SOLUTION), TT=algerithum change, MZFPKWGDKZXTJCDIGKUHUAUEKCAR
I think?

Who Do I Look Like

So, sometimes there is a video where the singer looks like someone famous.
1) In "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy , she looks like Rory Gilmore from Gilmore Girls.
2) In "Mercy" by Duffy, she looks like Actress from Closer-Kyra Sedgwick.
3) In "Stranger" by Hilary Duff, she looks like Haley Scott from One Tree Hill.
4) In "That's Not My Name", the singers looks like Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl.
5) In "4 In The Morning" by Gwen Stefani, she looks like the Danielle from the movie "The Girl Next Door".
Well, theres more, but I can never remember them when I want to...do you know any?
ps: not exactly like the others, but it's been annoying me, but Mia Catalano (the new singer featured in One Tree Hill) looks like Vanessa Carlton ("White Houses").

Spring Break Flu

"Some of the school's students had visited Mexico on a spring break trip two weeks ago." So, I was thinking that's how it moved all the way from Mexico to the upper northern US. (like Texas is too close to count it different from Mexico*). Maybe the other states had people who visited Mexico, too. Seriously, nobody mentioned these dumb-butts brought it via Spring Break. I was so thinking that. So, is it Mexican food poisons, manifesting itself very late, or are half the people carriers. See, I heard that is true about some diseases. Like, you never get the disease or a symptom, but you pass it along just like you had it. That wouldn't realized you should be quarented, but you should have been. But, see, is it the ideas that spent spring break there getting sick (like the alcohol keeping it at bay was stopped/they didn't sleep to over study) or is it their fellow students who had nothing to do with Mexico & just got stuck going to a school with the drinkers. Maybe they brought souvenirs. So, to me, it is still only Mexico*:). I like your thoughts:)

*thought from earlier: if someone says that a flu or something has moved out of Mexico into US territory, and all they are talking about is CA or TX or a southern state, that is seriously only across the border, and to me, it still only in Mexico.

Chinese

Hmmm...is Justin Timberlake Chinese or is his picture just a Chinese look-alike? Your opinion.

Laid Off and Cranky

Why if i could, I'd buy my former company and turn the building into a wild life sanctuary, second floor for the birds-you'd understand if you saw the building structure-but mostly without anyone knowing it was me moving for revenge.
So, what would you turn your old abandoned office building into?
PS: the idea of stipulation does piss me off and makes more sense every hint I get.

College Donations

So, there was an interesting article back then about how it was showing up that someone/somethings were giving large amounts of money to Colleges. Like 3 million or so. & I'm like who can do that, it's a lot over those colleges, maybe 10 @ 3 mill, and you get 30 million going poof. That's a lot of money in my mind. It had two stipulations (damn i hate that concept-different story). First: (which is a smart one) don't look for me. I might be like that. If i could do that, I'd seriously would do things behind smoke and glass. Second: use it for scholarships. So, it got me assume, and i would like to spread the rumor it was Pres. Obama who did this. Do you remember how much sh*t he got for giving to the Banks and the Car companies. Would it be the same if he gave to colleges. I understand the concept, why it's why I'm assuming it's him, so I'll tell you. If less kids go to college, more join the work force, at a lower knowledge level. They have the option of increasing the work force knowledge of it's next stage. We out in the work force are stunted in some our growth. The biggest movement forward is more education. If the younger force does not grow, as most are intented, then the force as a whole will stunt or move backwards. Also, if they enter early, it leaves less jobs open for those of us who are in the work force. So, a smart move.
Another idea is that it was a Billionaire who did this. I am learning, they have money. See, Bill Gates could have done this, without even blinking. And I'm like, well how does he have that much money. If i work and earned my whole life, maybe at 50 (or higher), I might hit the million made mark. So, why is he different. Then the idea: I make money, billionaires create money. Hmmm....what a rich idea:).
So, who do you think it was, and what are you ideas of becoming rich?